1. Find a crowd so you can blame someone else
2. Have an extra pair of shorts (just in case)
3. Go buy some baked beans, cook and eat asap, it will only add to the fun
4. If an accident should occur, smile and wave, but for goodness sake please walk backwards home
5. Always, Always, Always try to do it in a crowded elevator
6. According to Medical News Today when it happens you should…a) let it out b) pass a stool c) eat slowly d) don’t chew gum
7. If the toot is extremely long, start singing your favorite song

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